Ben May

D.O.B: 23/11/88
Location: Hiding near an open fridge
Occupation: Professional Nerd
Website: www.benmay.org
Hobbies: Technology, Eating
Favourite TV Show: ALF
Heritage: A-Stralin’

Mike Beckham

D.O.B: 13/02/90
Location: At your Window
Occupation: Underwear Consultant / Bikini Inspector
Website: www.mikebeckham.net
Hobbies: Media, Technology, Television, Working out
Favourite TV Show: Aerobics Videos and anything with Ted Danson (he’s hot!)
Heritage: YMCA Toilet

Tim Cooke

D.O.B: Whatever Mike tells him it is
Location: Under Mike’s Desk
Occupation: Cranking things
Website: Mike says it does not matter
Hobbies: No time for hobbies
Favourite TV Show: Mike Videos
Heritage: Mike’s Brain

The preceding was satire. Duh.